Investigations
Thirty-plus years of automotive optimism, five years of dry-dock
excellence and one firmly established pub-bench position.
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Historical archive
One silver VE SS, one urgent passenger, one completely innocent stranger
and a vehicle-identification procedure completed several seconds too late.
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